Saturday, July 26, 2008

Part 3: TopGear edition

Today we arrive at a tiny disused racetrack outside the village of Old Beach, somewhere in Australia. The mission? To get a lap time of 70 seconds in a car worth £1200.


One lap of the track is 1.24 miles, so to do it in 70 seconds you would need an average speed of say... 64 miles per hour. But obviously you need to go much faster than that, as you have to slow down for the corners.

In Brittan, we had the Vauxhall Carlton. In 1986, Holden shoved a Nissan Skyline motor in it and called it the Commodore. And quite cheap these days. This one was picked up for £970 on ebay.


Some say, he has a full set of car parts in his bedroom... bla bla bla...

The first recorded lap is 74 seconds, but some smoke is seen to rise from the S bend in the track. Oh dear. Dave the caretaker is coming over in his little truck, this can't be good.

Aarons turbo charged Corolla Levin on race tyres.

With a bit more care taken not to drift this time, we went out again. The clutch slipped and the rear tyres spun but the lap times came down, then a 70 second lap time!


**Persons pictured may not actually be the real stig, or even the driver in this test.

8 Comments:

Blogger Astrid said...

loved the post apart from not being able to understand miles - km is better

27 July, 2008 13:55  
Blogger mike said...

That is sooo friggin funny...

28 July, 2008 11:18  
Blogger Laura said...

Classic. I've been hooked on Top Gear while at home with my parents massive digital cable... will miss it when I go back to antenna.

28 July, 2008 11:46  
Blogger Michael said...

You should audition for the Australian version of TopGear

28 July, 2008 19:24  
Blogger Jonny said...

Auditions for the Australian version are over I think, but I never looked into it. It requires you to make a video, which I have never done. It would be fairly easy to act the part of The Stig, although my racing credentials equal zero, unless you count beating friends at indoor go-karting.

Astrid: you are not ment to get bogged down with facts and numbers.

29 July, 2008 10:27  
Blogger Jonny said...

Also I had to tow a broken Nissan Silvia home, as the Nissan Silvia was broken, and the Commodore still had a tow bar attatched.

29 July, 2008 10:30  
Blogger Astrid said...

seems like your racing experience was a but smoother than those shown on top gear last night

29 July, 2008 11:25  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its not a vauxhall! the older commodores were based one them i think but the VL isnt!

16 February, 2009 21:20  

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