Weight loss that works?

Some of you will know I had to put on weight for a movie roll. But when the part fell through I was left out there on my own. Having tried all the diets, exercise machines, and watching Carmen Electras Strip to keep fit, I have decided to write my own program.
I have taken into consideration many diets and programs of the last ten years, seen where they have failed, and watched some more of Carmen Electras Strip to keep fit.
I believe I have found the perfect balance to discover the slim figure inside and achive a quality and energetic lifestyle. This program will be avaliable for download for only $24.95, or a signed copy posted for $29.95.
But first let me demonstrate. I will personaly be putting myself through the first course in the next 6 weeks. If I can do it, you will feel too stupid to ask for a refund when it doesn't work for you. Stay tuned!

Bass

I play bass. I have a Fender Jazz copy with some good pickups. I have setup the neck tilt, neck curve, action and intonation myself. It works ok. I can pick up pop songs very quickly being the “song servant”, but I have been trying different techniques and playing along to some funk and jazz styles. I am starting a band in November to eventualy get some gigs in Hobart. I need a good singer still, and I need to buy a bass amp.
YouTube search words: Larry Graham, Marcus Miler.